Hello there, Christmas.

Hi thar kind people,

Sometimes it feels weird to write down what you want to say or feel on a random internet website where anyone can read it. But it's actually pretty good. Christmas is this weekend, feeling warm and fuzzy already? I sincerely hope you do. It's that wonderful time of the year when you give yourself some time to enjoy the company of your loved ones, embrace it, please do. Some people out there might not have had the easiest of years, you might have lost someone, whether it's a life or a love, in that case Christmas isn't the nicest time. Sometimes it can be hard for you if you're in such a situation. Some words for you: Encourage yourself to get out there, share your feelings and yourself to the world and the people you know. Don't be anxious to new situations or new people, make the best of it. For those missing a dear friend or family member; surround yourself with the people you love, they feel for you.

Every year I like to ask myself: "What did I accomplish this year?". Well, this year I got my diploma in hospitality management so I'm a certified hotel manager. I also started a new study: Journalism. Which I'm very happy with, it appears to be what I want to do in a later stage of my life. What is the coolest thing you did this year?

Enjoy your christmas, enjoy the crap out of it.

                                                 Before I leave...

Hello ladies,

Sometimes I get the feeling that I know exactly what you want, feel and need. And then I wake up, I've actually come to the conclusion that you awkward piles of human flesh just want bastards. You can't be a nice person to someone anyway these days. If a man buys a woman a drink, just because he's being friendly, people will say he just does it to get in her pants. You can't even just compliment someone you know on nice shoes/shirt/whatever. Your idiotic minds assume we're not being nice, but selfish. ASSUME - Making ASSes out of U and ME.

Just stating, there actually are nice guys out there, don't be a cunt to them. Or end up with the asshole you've always preferred anyway, until you marry them ;). And don't even deny the whole 'asshole' theory, it's real. Do I sound like I need to take a chill-pill? Perhaps. Don't really care though, it's monday, and quite frankly that's the perfect excuse to be complaining about random stuff.

At least GTA knows what's up

MOVING ON O_______________________o'

"Humans have to be the most batshit-crazy life forms on the planet.  But they're fun to watch in public too, for the things they do".

Found this quote somewhere on the interwebs, guess it's true. Certain questions come to mind though. Do we consider Japanese people as 'Human beings'? Because if not, they would win the batshit-crazy prize.

 

WHAT THE FUCK, JAPAN?!

Erm...

Ever seen their TV-shows? As far as I know they're all pretty insane and involve a sick amount of degradation and random stuff that I wouldn't even dream of inventing.
Do I dislike the Japanese? Not necessarily, you can do whatever you want on your own TV channels and all. But considering I've worked at three Hilton hotels where a lot of non-English speaking Japanese guests came along, I kind of dislike them. Ever thought about not speaking a language but wanting to tell a story in that language anyway? They totally do that.
You would think they'd at least bring on one person that speaks English, even German, Spanish or French if that's easier. Actually, they do bring one person that speaks English, the almighty tourleader. You would hope that the tourleader is some kind of a sane person, yeaaaa, not gonna happen. In Rotterdam we had a tourleader who called himself Billy Boom, somewhat funny and fucked up at the same time. Asian people usually have a name that we can't spell or speak out normally in Western countries, so they make up a name which they can use when traveling etc. This brilliant man figured he'd rename to a freakin' cowboy...

Billy Boom

I guess that's enough for today, try enjoying your monday. I sincerely hope you have a good one, but hey, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!

Freddie FUCKING Mercury

 

You will never be as awesome as him.

Road to nowhere

That will be all. Have a good weekend.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Hi, I didn't know a proper title for this blog so I thought it would be nice to use that long and epic word.

Do you know people that are completely clueless when it comes to timing? I can't really think of anyone that I know but there are some pretty awkward example situations that I could mention.You shouldn't really bring up the fact that your friends have never met your mom when they're talking about "Hot chicks". Ah well, sending a friend a picture of Bill Kaulitz saying that's a pretty hot girl is also rather awkward.

Funny stuff on Twitter during the last few days
 "Today is National Coffee Day. I thought everyday was National Coffee Day."
"Just bought a green plastic watering can and Radiohead suddenly rode in on unicorns and serenaded me as I walked to my car. Nice guys!"
"Sleep is for people without access to the internet."
"If I've learned anything today it's that you cannot milk a turtle."
"I find myself over enjoyed by pushing dogs and children into pools."


Random picture from my LOL collection

That's it for now, CYA GOOBERS!

Pets

Ever wondered what your pets think about while walking around in your house? Apparently enough people do to make a website about it. I'm sure you all know Icanhascheezburger. Cats have their own language according to these people. The dog-equivalent of this website is called Ihasahotdog.

There are animals on Twitter. One of which is Sockington. Make sure to follow him, it's quite random but I like it.

Some examples when you'd really want to know what your pet is trying to say or do:

Gotta love 'em!

Blogging for the hell of it

Hi,

I got told to start blogging so I can get all these random thoughts out of my head.
You see, my brain likes to annoy the living shit out of me and amaze me at the same time with the weirdest fantasies, ideas and thoughts.

Today I had to write a review report on a child singing show called "Kinderen voor Kinderen"(Dutch for "Kids for Kids"). Apart from the obvious fact that I would be cringing beyond belief in my chair while watching/listening, we were told to make a POSITIVE review. Well butter my butt and call me biskit... I ended up writing a -in my opinion- crappy report saying everything was absolutely awesome. And to be fair, the crowd in the video seemed to actually enjoy the show.. Up to a certain extent that I thought they had just gone insane, maybe I shouldn't judge 8 year olds on their taste in music but ah well. Try and stop me.

Let's establish some ground rules, when I complain about stuff here, I'll also write about something I like. I like Barney Stinson, dry humour and rock music. I'm sure you'll read about it if I decide to start blogging more often. Feel free to ask my opinion on whatever comes to mind. Heck, I'll write about it if I think it's interesting or worth mentioning.